Saturday, October 3, 2009

out-of-this-world bank

Now the safety-net looks like it has holes in it. Although the IMF would tax bankers and says the recovery is just about to bud, the World Bank says it could be worldly bankrupt in 12 months’ time. What happens then? Our only recourse, I fear, will be to the Solar System Monetary Fund, whose current two-headed, mauve chairman is Dr Veet Foojigig of Ganymede who presides over his august interplanetary financial board in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam.

Posted by Paul Danon at 02:14:01
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